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Basically Nickleback and Pantera, but as one band.
Person 1; You see the Five Finger Death Punch concert last night?
Person 2; Fuck no. That band sucks
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That one heavy metal band with deep and dark chords with great lyrics that relieves stress instantly.
Friend: "I just can't take this shit anymore!"
Bro: "Here's my iPod, you know what to do" - hands him the iPod full of Five Finger Death Punch songs
Friend comes to school next day happier then a guy that got his dick sucked and fucked by a thousand bitches.
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Fingering a girl with all five fingers until she bleeds
I gave her the five finger death punch. And she liked it.
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2 in the pink, 2 in the stink and 1 to keep the beat.
I tried the shocker after I gave her a french horn but what really kicked up the tempo was the five finger drum machine.
when a person has five fingers in their ass, visibly associating sex or other.
"five fingers in my ass" is written like a first person view, "there is 5 fingers in your ass" as a 3rd person view, it associates sex or other.
bill: hey jared how ya doing
jared: nothing much, also I seemingly have to point out that there's 5 fingers in my ass and I am being fucked by a anonymous person of undefined gender.
bill: oh alright
When you shove your fist in someone named Lopez’s ass and twist it till he dies.
I killed Lopez’s ass with my five finger death fist
Five Finger Death Punch, abbreviated 5FDP or FFDP, is a Hardcore Metal band, or Metalcore, from CA. Vocalist Ivan Moody from Denver, and Zoltan Bathory and Jason Hook deliver the technical guitar, and Matt Snell on bass and drummer Jeremy Spencer. They formed in 2005 touring with bands like Korn, Trivium, Slipknot, Lamb of God, and Disturbed. Their first album The Way of The Fist was a hit, getting them tons of airplay with their single The Bleeding, and their addtional singles Never Enough and Stranger Than Fiction. They have amassed a huge fan base and are one of the fastest growing bands today.
Five Finger Death Punch is a great band everyone can relate to.
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