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A plucky pet name for a partner or used in a heated exchange to express the frustration due to their parking , driving or general living being on planet earth.
Yes babe I will ring you back in 10 minutes,. Catch you later you flaccid rodent.
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You utter twatwaffle. You drive like Stevie Wonder,. what are you some sort of flaccid rodent.
The state a guys penis is in after being squirted with the juice of a citrus fruit. This sometimes happens purposely to eliminate and annoying erection.
-Dude, why are you crying?
-My erection has lasted about 3 hours, so my only choice was to make it Citric Flaccid with this lemon I found.
-That must have stung pretty bad.
-Ya, but at least my erection is gone.
To have a stroke, whilst also being a virgin
Poor Tom had a flaccid stroke, now he's never going to get laid.
Flaccid Florence: A person who just can't get their little buddy up no matter the circumstances.
Maya: "Hey Rob~ gonna finally give me a night I'll remember?"
Rob: "But Maya you know I'm a Flaccid Florence!"
A man that gets a sexual thrill off of blood and gore
Guy 1: "What're all these pigs doing here?"
Guy 2: "Heard the guy was a Flaccid Assassin
When you get turned off during sex
My girl farted while was were fucking, and I took a trip to Lake Flaccid
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To expire while having the absolute worst, lukewarm, insensate , unerotic sex of your entire life.
Edward always said he had a great technique in bed…Turns out he put her in a Flaccid Casket