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To expire while having the absolute worst, lukewarm, insensate , unerotic sex of your entire life.
Edward always said he had a great technique in bed…Turns out he put her in a Flaccid Casket
A plucky pet name for a partner or used in a heated exchange to express the frustration due to their parking , driving or general living being on planet earth.
Yes babe I will ring you back in 10 minutes,. Catch you later you flaccid rodent.
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You utter twatwaffle. You drive like Stevie Wonder,. what are you some sort of flaccid rodent.
Describes a rolled 20 in Dungeons & Dragons that was not a natural 20
DM: What did you roll?
Me: A flaccid 20
Flaccid: lack of enthusiasm for life in general
" he went flaccid at the idea of participating in life; his backbone joined the lifeless fleshy patch where his penis used to be...now just a pool in front of him representing his also flaccid destiny."
My fucking dick was soft okay?
My dick is flaccid after seeing my moms breast
Lacking in strength, firmess or resilience. A person displaying weakness or lack of resolve.
That flaccid bastard isn't coming out tonight. You're being such a flaccid tonight.
Fresh, clean, snazzy, just a way to describe someone who's lookin fresh
Whats up, lookin flaccid my guy