A man who grovels round the flange in the usually misguided hope that by prostrating himself he may be able to crawl his way into the dick ditch.
Usually a male feminist, see also mangina, who is prepared to sell out his own gender in order to obtain female approval.
Usually found sniffing round the ex's of higher sexual predators..
"Fuck me, that Martin creep is a right flange maggot.."
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A towelette or wet wipe, used by a lady for hasty personal ablutions.
You can't beat a game of squash for working up a sweat, now pass me my flange wipes, I've a board meeting at 2.
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A general attitude of snobbery towards rancid vagina.
Alternatively an actual baron, for example Baron Vonwinklesnaff of Flange Towers in Scrungeness.
Dude, I hate to be a flange baron, but this is one mossy cleft
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A musical duo formed in 2005 by 2 mates - Donkey on guitar & vocals, Beanbag on drums.
Their most memorable performances were played to a small crowd of 2 in a funky little room at one of the band members homes.
The duo's most requested songs were "Handsaw" & "Corned Beef Flaps".
awesome musical duo Busted Flange
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