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using maple syrup, honey or melted butter spread it on the pancake, then wrap it around your dick, and violently masturbate
"Hey babe, what did you do before."
"i flapjack fapped with maple syrup."
"ohh yum, then your dick is my favourite flavour."
A cute blond female, with an extreme Asian fetish whom barks like a dog and meows like a cat frequently. Also prone to destroying entire bags of deep fried food in one sitting.
Yo, look at Flapjack over there getting flapjacked by those to Asian dudes.
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(noun) - the art of squarely placing one's body upon another in a fashion such that the testicles fill the opening between the bottom partners legs near the asscrack. If done properly, this should create the appearance of two pancakes stacked. One then proceeds in letting the penis marinate in the butthole of one's partner until the "frothy pancake batter" again finds it way into the "ceramic mixing bowl." The process may take anywhere from minutes to weeks to "fully bake." Maple syrups would be kind of gross, but I guess for the sake of being genuine it could prepared and thoroughly applied. Ideal for the lonely lumberjack looking for some loving on a cold winter's night. Homosexuality implied, but not guaranteed.
Heat up your griddle and start mixing the batter, I'm having a
ravenous hankering for some of your naughty flapjacks
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A seriously sick pair a breastisis. The kind that hang way down "loose-like" while the bitch is standing up. They flatten out and resemble flap jacks or pancakes when she is laying down. Usually accompanied by stretch marks or moles. Possibly a punjent odor usually due to sweat built up in the "flaps" under them fun bags. Also there is not one damn thing fun about flapjack funbags.
Look at that bitch!!!! She has some seriously sick flapjack funbags.
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This is a situation that is created when one person defecates a toilet, and chooses NOT to flush. A second and/or third person then uses the SAME toilet to perform THEIR business. The toilet remains un-flushed.
A final party, (house, condo, or apt. owner), then "stumbles" upon the creation, and usually gets VERY ANGRY.
This "stacking" of feces resembles that of flapjacks at breakfast.
Middleburg Heights is defined as the first location where a Flapjack of this sort was created.
Angry at his girlfriend, Dustin convinced his friends Brian and Chad to help him create a Middleburg Flapjack in her downstairs toilet.
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When a male ejaculates on a females back...lets it dry then peels it off and feeds it to her
My boo always complains that i never take her out to a nice dinner...so I gave her a brazillian flapjack.
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The act of Blowing one's money shot on their female partner's stomach poolside and letting it bake in the sun. The partner will then return later and peel off the cumjack and feed it to the craving slut
Met this chick at the pool the other day, gave her a ride on the bonecoaster and covered her in Brazilian Flapjacks so she would have some protein for later.
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