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The quintessential songwriter/musician of our time
"If you say anything to disrespect Ben Folds, I will come to your house, punch you in the face, and eat all of your mom's home-made cookies."
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when you're talking to a person you're interested in either you get nervous when you talk to them or someone, or when someone takes you away from the other person ( , cock blocking
i folded i folded i folded
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During sex, you put your dick under her titties back and forth.
Man, John really gave Nicole a really nice folding freddy last night.
When your buddy says he’s closing down the bar and ends up in bed by 10PM
Person 1: Yo where’s Logan
Person 2: He went home
Person 1: typical Logan fold
When you are inebriated to such an extent that you are nothing but folded. You are "Straight Folded."
Yo, I just drank a fifth of henny and smoked this fat blunt. I am STRAIGHT FOLDED.
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An outrageous mistake, misunderstanding, or insult. Unforgivable behavior.
I don’t care how many time you apologize, Jess; it was a folding offense.
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To fold a hand when checking is an option. Usually only done when playing from the big blind and facing no chance of winning.
I had 25 offsuit with six opponents in and a flop of KQJ. I cold folded just to save myself the time.
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