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A bunch of meathead cocksuckers with dick for brains who fuck each other up the assholes and lick wet sausage!
Faggot: I be watchin da football game bruh!
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a game where people are paid to run from other people.
want to play football
sure im white
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A game where guys don spandex pants, helmets, and colorful jerseys. Men watch the sport for excitement, joy, or to appear masculine. Women watch the sport to ogle at the ass of hot, muscular, sweaty men.
Tom: Did you catch the Football game last night?
Bill : Yea it was so crazy, when #43 tackled #78 and broke his leg. They should've dropped a flag on that.
Tom : And when it went into overtime, i was on the edge of my seat.
Beth : Did you catch the game last night?
Angela : Yes! # 26 has the sexiest ass!
Beth : I know! I couldn't stop staring at #32. His muscles just turned me on...
Angela: I wish Tom looked that good....
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The best sport in the world. Football is the only sport where twenty two people move simotaniously. The official league is called the NFL.
There's an NFL game on tonight, let's watch it!
Football, the greatest sport the world has ever known.
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Brittini. She loves football. To the point that she coaches junior high cheerleaders so that she can attend several games a week. And she loves Joseph Addai. She is a FOOTBALLER.
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an excuse for guys to touch each other inappropriatley
a gay sport that wimps who have no other talent play
should be called "soccer"
"good job on throwing that football into the endzone" (slaps ass)
"hey, thanks!" (slaps ass back)
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Football, the great american sport.
Football is played with your hands, your foot, your entire body and your brain.
The 'Football' or ball is an oval ball designed for the most advanced aerodynamics to increase the perfection of throwing distance, speed, rotating (spiral) and precision.
High School Football
College Football (NCAA)
Pro Football (NFL)
It's the world's most beautiful, exciting, technical and strategical sport in the world with each team having an offense and defense team and each of them having a lot of specific formations and plays.
A "Play" is the actual move the teams do and there is large variety of "Plays" and "Formations" and each team has their own.They are listed in the Playbooks and describe and show the move and how it has to be done.
The basic and most important target of Football for the offense is to gain yards, touchdowns and the field goals to win the game.But also not to lose yards.
The defense on the other side, has to read the offense and keep 'em away of gaining yards and/or make it to the end zone.
Football and Soccer
In the states european football is called soccer and it's pretty hated.What europeans call American Football, is just called 'Football' in the states.
:It's football time!
:Yeah, we're gonna win this ball game!
:Like always, the field is ours.
American: You're gonna go to the ball game on friday with us?
European: What's a ball game?
American: Eh...Football????
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