Everyone Is Gay Except For Kirby

Where everyone is gay except for kirby.

Everyone is gay except for kirby even you are gay.

A great movie that everyone loves

Do you not know how to make one of these? Do you need some pointers? A blueprint maybe? Isn't that somebody's job? Shit, I know how. It isn't that hard. It's, in fact, super easy. I could do it without even trying. Why are there people with a million dollars (in that space) who can't do it? That's the real tragedy.

Iam "Is it really that hard to make a great movie that everyone loves?"

Hym "If you're not us? Incredibly! It takes, like, a room full of writers and a production team. You gotta spend hours reading Urban Dictionary. Most movies and TV shows aren't very good."

Iam "True... We could go to school for that, I suppose."

Hym "And jump through a bunch of arbitrary hoops just to do something we could do in our spare time as a hobby? Nah... That would be boring. And expensive."

Iam "Yeah... But we don't have anything better to do."

Hym "Did that guy actually drive to our house!? I just realized that. Did he actually drive there!? Ha! Hilarious!"

Iam "Why does it smell like something is on fire? IS SOMETHING ON FIRE?"

Everyones Favorite Activity in Bed

You honestly shouldn't have to think about this one.

Oscar: Dude, where'd Mark go, this party is sick!
Jim: Hes just spending some time doing everyones favorite activity in bed!
Oscar: Wha...OOH!!

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Does everyone secretly hate me?

NO. They don’t. Everyone loves you and you are amazing. Trust me. YOU. ARE. FUCKING. INCREDIBLE!!!!!!!

Does everyone secretly hate me?

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

National “everyone love a kyra” day

A day that falls once a year on the second Tuesday of the month, where everyone has to find a Kyra and love them and post mugs on their private stories.

Kyra: hello
Me: I love you Kyra! I’m gonna post a mug of you!
Kyra: thank you bae! Is that because it’s National “everyone love a kyra” day?
Me: it sure is

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Dippin Your Nugget in Everyone's sauce

Means a male who has intercourse very very often, with different women everytime

Damn bro, stop dippin your nugget in everyone's sauce bro, you could catch somthing.

Guy Opens Ass To Show Everyone

The definition of a tomato red tailhole, better known by it's acronym wordGOATSE/word

CNN Bulletin: Guy Opens Ass To Show Everyone. Both sides of the Atlantic rush to see susceptible phenomenom

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