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A twinky, nerdy guy who is very obsessed with science and really cares about his scientific field. Basically a twink who is also a science nerd. Bonus points if they get really into talking about their scientific field to others without realizing they're going on and on because that's adorable. Unfortunately, most science twinks are straight. As a result, they may not even realize they're a science twink.
"I want to ask out that guy in our class. He's such a science twink. I want him to tell me about the Sapir-Whorf hypothesis and get all flustered when I kiss him to shut him up."
"You know he's straight right? Most science twinks are."
"Well shit."
The weirdest teacher out of them all. Notoriously known for using bad puns, then laughing at own jokes.
You have Mr. D as your science teacher? Oh man, all he does is rant hating his wife with terrible puns.
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This is the place where absolutely no one does anything at all, even things you aren't supposed to do because you are on the verge of falling asleep...or dying!
Marie: Hey damien, are you having fun in science class today?
Damien: zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Marie: I was talking to you!
Damien: zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Marie: talk to me you asshole!
Damien: zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Teacher: what's going on here?
Marie & Damien: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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An interjection used to express anger, annoyance, disgust, or dismay. The options are really limitless. Used in the same situations that "god damn it" would be found, but is more acceptable for the secular crowd. From the creationism episode of south park.
Greg: I can't believe it, the Bears actually are in the Superbowl this year.
Bitter Jets Fan: Science damn it!!
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The study of making porn more readily available, to make it easier and faster to download, and to make what you're looking for easier to find.
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The science that negroes used when they were invented in 1945 in order to time travel back in time and become slaves. This was done in order to make themselves oppressed, so that other races would have to feel sorry for them in the future.
Those blacks and their nigger science!
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another name for the greatest sport of all time, boxing.
there is nothing in this world that will test a man more than 15 rounds of the sweet science.
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