pulling dirt

A situation where you and one other person are left alone at a bars closing bell . Both intoxicated , you hook up . It is a verbal , literal and metaphor .

"after we left jack's last night , Mo pulled some dirt " . '' No way , mate , hes awllays pulling dirt "

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Jun dirt

A guy that leaves a trail of sluglike material behind him with no work effort also known for stealing cigarettes so slippery he can almost pull it off right in front of you the Jun dirt can never be left unsupervised around your property

Oh shit jun dirts coming hide the weed and cigarettes

Dirt Sandwich

Ironically enough, dirt sandwich can mean just about any positive word you can think of. Some synonyms would include awesome, cool, amazing, legit, bodacious, etc. Also, if you're in a rush and want to define something as any of these words, "dirt" is an appropriate abbreviation to dirt sandwich. This word is best used in a louder than normal voice, and when typing it is most appropriate to type it in all CAPS.

I could a 100 on my last Biochemistry test...DIRT SANDWICH.

That mega fine honey over there is pretty dirt.

Guess what my mom packed in my lunch today? A dirt sandwich (this could mean any number of items...such as Gushers, Fruit Roll-Ups, a Snack Pack, or candy)

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Dirt Boy

Someone who grows up on a farm in the Southeast region of the United States. There are cowboys in Texas, and dirt boys in Tennessee. Commonly associated with singer-songwriter, Drew Green. (also see: “skew”)

Did you see the way that dirt boy had the mud flying driving down the back roads?

Did you hear that dirt boy married the girl of his dreams who grew up three miles down the road?

Dirt Goblin

The action of or person who prefers anal sex with a woman before she wipes her ass after taking a shit.

"Tommy went home with that girl last night, but didn't get any because he went for the Dirt Goblin."

"I got home at 5' in the morn, she smelt my dick...and found out I'm a Dirt Goblin"

Dirt Dumb

Basically, the dumbest of the dumbest. Dumb as dirt.

Loyd is dirt dumb. He dropped his toilet paper roll in the toilet and put it in the microwave to dry it and burned the entire goddamn trailer park down. Dirt dumb.

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squirt dirt

Diarrhea, same as blast mud, though typically a bit more dry.

Jimmy: Gru, that Thai food is hitting me - I gotta use your crapper.

Gru: Man, iff you gotta squirt dirt, use the downstair bathroom - more tp than in the upstairs shitter.