The game that you won't be able to win once ever.
Your Friend : yo, wanna play fortnite?
You : Go Suck You're moms dick you ugly ass nigga
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1. A free game played by gay cock munchers who get no pussy what so ever...
2. The game that reminds you that your goals will never be achieved.
Fortnite... I know you played it before... its okay.. I guess...
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Something that only the lowest and loneliest of virgins play
Friend: I won in fortnite
Me: *sigh* you poor little child
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The number 1 leading cause of suicide.
Do not play it if u rage because u will probably die by a four year on his mums iPad and start screaming no u tolu at your screen.
Pro fortnite players include EddieTheEgg501 and thatβs it.
Go die if u are an eight year old with a fortnite YouTube channel.
Fortnite will eat u for dinner in a cupboard and that cupboard is on drugs that were sold by an ant and that ant had Ebola and that Ebola was from t series
Obese child: mummy I want to play fortnite
Retarded mum: no u tolu
Obese child: mummy are u proud of me I got a number one victory royale
Retarded mum: btw ur adopted
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A decent game ruined by it's fandom of 8 year olds
Normal Person: Yeah Fortnite's an OK game
Toxic people that ruin the game: HA HA U SUK GET REKT I'M ONLY 7 AND I STILL BEET U HAHAHAHAHAHA LEMME STEAL MY MOM'S CREDIT CARD AND BUY V-BUCKS BECAUSE I HAVE NO LIFE
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A ripoff of Minecraft Hunger Games
Me: Fortnite is just a MC Hunger Games ripoff
Fortnite Fans: NO MINECRAFT IS A FORTNITE COPY
Me: You know the release date? Get out my life.
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A game commonly played by virgins and broke people
Hey whenβs the last time a girl talked to you since youβre always playing fortnite?
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