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A cuck who is in a relationship with someone who only uses them for sex. The only reason they are with them still is because of the delusion that the person using them actually cares for them.
Josh thought Linda loved him but in reality she friend with benefits zoned him.
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When you marry a friend for the sole purpose of being allowed to own your own house before the age of 35 in Singapore.
Male: "Man, My family's rules suck and I want to move out, but I'm not 35 yet!'
Female: "Don't worry, We'll just do the ol' Singaporean friends with benefits."
This is the effect , where after you spend an extended period of time interacting with a friend with benefits otherwise known as a fuck buddy, resulting in the adoption of slight feelings towards your partner in fuckery, that threaten the nature of your strictly Mario kart playing and sexually orientated relationship.
The Friends with benefits effect - oh god , I think I’m starting to catch feelings
17th may is Friends with benefits day. Invite them to come over or go to their house and show them how much you crave sex with them. No excuses not to celebrate.
“I really want my soul to be fucked”
“Of course you do. It’s friends with benefits day. Let’s celebrate.”
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The outlandish notion that you can be friends with your own dick.
"Yo, bitch. I bet you didn't know that my dick's so big that I've got a little friend with benefits."
"Ever since I've started gymnastics, I've gained a little friend with benefits."
"I've got a little friend with benefits that spots me when I do yoga. I'd never be able to perform the leaning mushroom without them."
Friends Without Benefits is a YouTube-channel that uploads videos of Mario Party and other games on a daily basis.
Friends Without Benefits is the best channel that has ever existed.
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Literally, as a reversal of the common expression "friends with benefits" this could mean any platonic friendship--but there are already plenty of words for that most-common of relationships. Friends without benefits describes a particular type of a situation where you've outgrown or are tired of a friend but through some force of habit (on either person's part really) they're still in your life. But there's no benefit to the relationship for you. They keep calling you up and acting like everything's everything when you're around but you're so relieved when they hang up or leave. And nothing really bad has happened that you could point to and "break up" with them. So you plod onward making excuses and dreading the next time they call. Happens most often with borderline sociopaths who are unable to pick up on the stream of cues you give them that they're unwelcome. Also requires you to be too empathic to simply tell them to fuck off. Mutual history also plays a part in this. May be more common in middle age.
I'm not even answering that. Just more friends without benefits probably.
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