FTS

FTS stands for Fat Thumb Syndrome.
its is commonly confused with the FTS meaning of fuck this shit

FTS occurs when someone with fat/chode thumbs is texting and hits more than one button

Many people in this day in age suffer from FTS most cases are chode-like males, however there are some rare cases where certain girls can get it

"how was dance tonight"
^normal person with skinny thumbs
"goodf"
^a princess who suffers from FTS(its okay though because she won homecoming princess, shes the most popular girl at MWHS)

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fts

- Follow the stars
This stems from the days of Colombus, where the crew of his ships would scream "FTS! Follow the stars!"

- Feel the strength

- Find the shoes

- Fuck that shit

We're lost now? Damn, FTS! Lets go home.

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FTS

Foh` The Shizzle
This is a gangster slang.

I want that shiiit FTS!

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FTS

For the suck. Even worse than "For the Failure."

Like, huh.....dude, Converse FTS!

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FT

shorhand for Food Technology

My Second Lesson Today is FT
(My Second Lesson Today Is Fodd Technology

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FTS

FTS = abbreviated version of "for the shart".
FTS, though standing for more things such as "for teh suck", also means "for the shart". For the shart basically means the same as for the suck, or that sucks. The imagry that goes along with shart adds enough power to make it a more effecient term to describe something unwanted, or a bad experience.

example 1---
brandon: OMG i totally tried to fart but pooped my pants at work the other day
me: dude, thats FTS, literally.

example two---
brandon: dude, that movie was pretty bad, except for the scene with tubgirl
me: yea, it was FTS

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FTS

Acronym: For The Share

Used by those who believe sharing is greater than the good of a single, individual win. Because when you share, everyone wins.

Guy 1: "You dare defy the will of the motherland!? Wealth is for all to embrace!"
Guy 2: "Capitalist pig-dog!
Guy 1: "Communism FTS!"

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