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An epithet used to express extreme frustration. It's funny because it refers to Ned Beatty's character getting ass-rammed by hillbillies in the movie "Deliverance," while defeating the listener's expectation that an orifice, rather than a geographic location, will be mentioned as the terminal word. Originated by maddox.
"Fuck me in the Ozarks," screamed the alien when I threw water on him and he started melting.
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this is what females say to males during sex for them to slam their dick into them harder
I had to write this because some guys don't get that
tom
just saying i'm in the middle of fucking someone right now just so you know
ya tom, if you want you stilll know where i live, my pussy is always here and i would love to cum to you when you learn what HARDER MEANS
i love cumming to you
a: "omfg, daddy fuck me harder... harder... fuck me, i'm cumming... omg. fuck *moan* omg, fuck me harder. FUCK ME , I'M CUMMING DADDY, CUM IN ME DADDY"
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Stiletto shoes, often very strappy or with cutaways. They are high, attention grabbing, and damn sexy with the caveat of being worn attract attention.
Hey Susie! I'll meet you at the bar tonight. I'm totally ready for some action - I've got on my red fuck me heels!
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The facial expression a woman has when she is at the brink of sexual satisfaction. May be a vital thing to consider when looking for a girlfriend.
"Damn, Kim looked good last night, i bet she has a fantastic fuck me face"
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A saying used or yelled out loud when you hurt yourself from stupidity.
I opened the cupboard to grab a glass out and as I shut it I pinched my finger so I grabbed my hand and yelled out loud, “FUCK ME AND CALL ME SALLY!” Works like a charm every time!
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what hunter says during sex. meaning fuck me HARDER. pull my hair. slap my ass. choke me.
fuck me daddy, harder.
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Boots worn by a woman in public to signal that she is titillated and interested in having unfamiliar men vie for an opportunity to satisfy her wanton needs. Less often will be worn in public by a woman to indicate to strangers that a man currently in her company will later be presented with the chance of enjoying her companionship in private where she may wear the boots for him but nothing else.
Usually made of black leather and extending at least to mid-calf. Minimum three-inch heel.
Jennifer may be four inches taller than me and two cup-sizes bigger, but I'm going to put on a pair of fuck me boots tonight and then we'll see who gets the most attention at the party!
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