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A mormon woman who sells her virginity on Ebay.
Damn Jovan, I bought the hottest funeral potato last week!
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When teabagging someone, and your balls cover each eye like the coins in an ancient greek funeral.
The night ended when my teabag turned into a greek funeral.
Burial of the victim of a fire, explosion, massive crash, which leaves so little remains that fit in a shoebox.
So little left of the victim he could have had a shoebox funeral.
A ham saved in the freezer for when someone dies
"Eww we're having a funeral ham"
1. A gaggle of smokers or 2. a stinky bar or chokingly toxic apartment.
1. Hold your breath, skunk funeral comin' up. Or: let's split this stinkin' skunk funeral.
When you cum in a girl's mouth, then have have her drink a shot of fireball that has ben lit on fire.
I got the girl I met to do a viking Funeral the other night.
masturbating into an old sock one last time before you throw it away (or burn it for a more authentic viking experience). ceremony may be done with or without an audience, viking’s choice
hey guys, just got back from a viking funeral. I cried a bit, but I know he’s in a better place now.