The king of insults. When any known combination of expletives barely scratches the surface of how low the individual in question is, accept no substitute
You sir are a jizz gargling thundercunt
She can't handle all of your meat so she gargles it as deep as she can. aka she deep throats it.
(Betsy) That's huge!!!
(Timmy) That's right, you are going to have to gargle-on-my-cock.
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An invitation to drink (my) sperm, derogatory (like everything hereon :P)
Any physician who's against univHealthcare can gargle my sap.
To place a penis that is below four inches into the back of the throat and forcibly exhale air across the rounded sex organ, creating a growling sound as if the sound were coming from a mother kodiak.
Can also be used in variants such as:
This gargles stubbs
This shit can gargle my stubby
!!.@4 *525
That bitch can gargle my stubby at any time
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When your penis gargles a liquid and spews it everywhere.
When I stick my penis into water it penis gargles
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To enjoy a fresh load of man cream and emphasize your enjoyment by gargling it.
Bitch, why don't you go home and gargle some mayo.
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To "gargle horse loads" is to have something be thoroughly terrible. Anything can commit the act of gargling horse loads. Such as a person, an object, an event, etc, etc... It is never a good thing and can be used an unlimited number of times.
"Dude, the party gargle horse loads!"
"Dude, your car gargles horse loads!"
"Dude, I bet that chick gargles horse loads in bed."
"Dude, that Urban Dictionary entrance about gargling horse loads gargled horse loads."
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