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When you take a shit only to realise the bowl is full of blood and you have unknowlingly started your period...
Girl 1: I just got out of the toilet and it was a Rwandan genocide in there...
girl 2: fuck I hate it when that happens
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Any event where you get drunk. I don't mean just drunk. I mean DRUNK. When your common sense and your BAC play a game of chicken, and the common sense loses-drunk.
Also can be used to refer to a party, concert, night or any event where this activity takes place en masse.
Get Todd some aspirin. He committed a pretty hefty brain cell genocide last night.
Tanya's wedding ceremony was beautiful, but the reception was a brain cell genocide. Like, we're talkin' Rwanda-bad. Gray matter holocaust.
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What the turks have been activley engaging in seince the 50s. First successful, because Nato did not want to tick off a Allie, against Communism. But now that they don't have the threat to leave Nato and help Communists, as a shield the denial is finally starting to wear thin.
Armenian Genocide denial is just as bad as Holocaust Denial
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Excusing yourself from murdering someone, usually a group of people, because of your fictional sexuality.
You see officer, I didn’t actually kill them illegally. I’m a Genocidal Maniac Sexual, so that makes it okay and as such relieves me from serving potential years of time in a federal prison
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When a group of teenage ping pong players gets really krunk and decides to serve the projectiles at one another, usually at the face or jugular.
Oh shit! You fucking hit my eye! It's a ping pong genocide...
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The act by conservatives in the United States to "Eradicate Transgenderism" by criminalizing aspects of transgender life, forcing trans people to remain in the closet, or the active killing of trans people by alt-right domestic terrorists. In certain states, such as Florida, the laws regarding trans people do follow similarities to the 10 Stages of Genocide
Trans Genocide, you know, that thing Michael Knowles was talking about.
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(n.) the crime against humanity committed by a host who asks guests to take their shoes off at a party.
A fresh kicks genocide tends to be committed by a neat freak or a psychopath. Victims are inhumanely forced to do "low fives" and make dishonest complements about the patterns on their friends' socks.
The (unconfirmed) original fresh kicks genocide occurred when Noah requested animals take off their shoes and socks before entering his Ark.
Alex is under scrutiny by the groupchat for reports of a fresh kicks genocide at her pregame.