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shit man, angus had sex with her while she was on her rachael
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An african american polishing shoes for money
Damn, my shoes look great that nigger was really getting his shine on.
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Driving extraordinary slowly, especially in high-traffic areas at high-traffic times.
Were you the guy in front of me last night after work doing 15 in a 45?!?
Yeah.
You were totally getting your buick on, a**hole.
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The act of grunching for a sustained period of time. Self fistation, a period of masturbation through the act of fisting yourself in the arse with resultant fecal leakage, and possible blood loss.
Doctor: What seems to be the problem here Nurse?
Nurse: Im afraid its another case of blood loss
Doctor: To get your grunch on you have to be more careful
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An expression guys tell to other guys that relates to getting inside or seducing a female.
In this scenario, the nutshell is the female, and inside the nutshell lies the nut. As gentlemen, it is our duty to get the nut.
Guy 1: Dude, are you going out with that girl tonight?
Guy 2: Yeah, bro
Guy 1: Get your nut!
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get your nut means for a guy to have a cumgasm.
Matt and I went to a gay baths and he kept asking me, "Did you get your nut yet?"
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'Ben well got his pump on last night!'
'I was getting my pump on and my room mate walked in'
'You were well getting your pump on!'
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