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Thyroid Gland

the thing that produces hormones that control the metabolism in you body and define it’s pace

kid: “mommy, what is a thyroid gland?”
mom: “it produces hormones that control your metabolism
kid: “oh”

by 🐢 turtle December 11, 2023


gland slam

The act of a male ejaculating down a females throat.

That bitch gagged from that gland slam.

by pbb73 April 16, 2015


Gland Slam

The act of having 4 orgasms in the four "glandular" zones of a woman all in one session. Namely. Vagina, Bum, mouth and tits.

Man. That bitch was so hot. By midnight I'd hit a Gland Slam and was headed for home. No extra innings!

by Mr. Balonium October 25, 2010


gland grenade

particularly strong blast of ejaculate during rigourous sex session

his gland grenade went off right in my eye!

by buckleheid February 10, 2008


Gland

Gland is good... it is also a city with a round about with penis bushes

PS if you don’t trust the Glandois whom has written this, search in the internet

Greg: ho! Hi neighbor!
neighbor: hi Greg! I love riding big Gland!

by Ghloes July 30, 2019


smack gland

To smack glands: verb, to force female and male sex organs collide.

I like to smack glands all night.

by Rootie tootie January 21, 2007