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A Ghetto-ass hot pocket from the store down the block. It's kept refrigerated and never frozen because fuck you, that's why. You want one or not?
Dude, either get the meat glove or don't. Shit or get off the pot. Either you want one or you don't.
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The act of taking off latex gloves in the manner that the middle finger looks like a penis.
Look in the trash can at the glove weenie I made earlier.
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a rugged, old looking pair of fingerless gloves. preferably green or brown. also known as hobo gloves. must have at least two tears or rips. very attractive when following the style of clothing that is grunge.
" i just bought a new pair of joe gloves! although my fingertips are cold , im happy to look so homeless and beautiful."
A Virgin’s pussy on her wedding night.
I cleaned up my wedding glove real nice for him.
I’ll be in her weddding glove before we get to the hotel.
A close call, something bad almost happens but gets saved at the last second/barely
Tuukka: 'drops phone on ground'
'lands on front, but doesn't crack'
Zdeno: Whaaaaat?!?!?! That's a glove save for the ages!!!!
Like a love glove, but for use in an oven. One protects you from the heat of herpes, the other from the heat of an oven.
You better use an ove glove so you don't get oven herpes!
Masturbation while wearing a pair of beautiful smooth gloves.
'I might need some new gloves. I found mine in James' room and you know how he is with glove love.' - a parent who needs new gloves.
'Glove love!' - a sandpaper man celebrating being able to touch himself publicly thanks to his new gloves.