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On god

When something so true you willing to put god on the line for it. It’s another way of saying «I swear to god» but in a more flex way.

*At club penguin*

«You have been banned for bad behaviour when it comes to you way of communicating with other players. You said: «Bruh on god I’m just tryna go sicko mode on these penguin cheeks»

by Young Sig December 28, 2018


God

Shrek and Elmo

Human: who is that
Person: that’s god

by Royal bean October 28, 2020

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God

A retard with creative biological powers who got all the credit for creating human inefficiencies so they would always waste time eating, pooping, peeing, sleeping, playing on social media, inventing things the world doesn't really need, and ultimately devouring all of the 1st creation's (Earth's) resources before they can actually evolve.

Behold, I am God, the reason you all hate yourselves because you can never be me!

Don't piss off God or he'll start that apocalypse program that's got all of the religious sheeple in a frenzy pit of fears!

by ninaarhowell August 28, 2023

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God

Pewdiepie

"Omg is pewdiepie all hail pewdiepie all hail pewdiepie he is god"

by Memelover101 April 30, 2019

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GOD

a master of all things not on earth

a loser that failed to make things right

a massive robot of the old universe

GOD was once a dog that became a human

by nonekopopo September 6, 2021

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god

kris

ain’t he a natural god

by krisisanaturalgod April 2, 2021


god

A hypothetical mysterious being who has been imagined by mankind to solve the mystery of existence. god is a myth of many religions who lives in the skies hiding from Astronauts and does nothing to control bloodshed and injustice on his creations.

God said he will never be back again

by CuriosityInfinite October 11, 2018