bliss goodies

The object of Adam Lambert's desire. Also, he did a great tutorial on how to apply mascara from the bag of bliss goodies.

1.)"OMG did you see how cute Adam Lambert was when he clawed and meowed for those bliss goodies?!"
2.)lady-"Here's your bag of goodies!"

adam- "Yaaaay!" then claws open bag in a frenzy.

4👍 3👎

'a Jade Goody'

Doing something simply for the publicity.

Noted as 'pulling a jade goody'.

Even taking it so far as to die to be able to sell the rights to your funeral for your ugly kids and criminal husband.

Look at madonna and her new adopted baby, she definitely pulling' a jade goody'.

did you hear katie price and peter andre broke up?
nah man, they're just pulling 'a jade goody'.

whats the difference between cancer and a goat?
jade goody can't milk a goat

4👍 1👎

goody bag

When you shit in a sandwich bag and hide it in someone's bedroom. This is especially rancid if you turn the heat all the way up in their house.

Damn! It stinks like shit in here! I bet my brother left another goody bag in my sock drawer.

15👍 9👎

oh goodie

When something shitty happens and it's anything but good you say OHH GOODIE

I failed my algebra exam so.. OH GOODIE

14👍 9👎

Goody Tushu

Someone who is always doing the right thing, and supposivly never does anything bad or wrong.

That kid is such a Goody Tushu. He never swears or nothing.

27👍 31👎

Goody gumdrops

A sarcastic usage of which expresses happiness or pleasure.

"I'm going to give you $1,000"
"Goody gumdrops"

29👍 37👎

goodie bag

1. ounce of a drug (prefferably weed or cocaine)
2. a bag of pharmies

hey whussup man, check out what i got in my goodie bag

13👍 14👎