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when you be staying up well past your bedtime on a call with your girl and she hits you with this and falls asleep on the call, that’s when you know she really be into you
“Can I fall asleep on facetime?” Yeah. “Okay goodnight.”
When you want someone you love to know you are slightly annoyed at them before you go to sleep. It isn't meant in a harsh or bitting manner
"Goodnight" said Amy,
"Goodnight jerk" replied Rj
When a man jizzes in their partner's mouth but then kisses them before they swallow. Hence, kissing his kids (his seed) goodnight before they go down for a nap in their partner's belly.
Brad: Dawg, you won't believe what Stella did to me last night, shit was disgusting!
Chad: No way bro tell me
Brad: I thought she swallowed but she made me kiss the kids goodnight
Chad: that's fucking heinous bradtato chip. break up with her!
A quote said by Jim Carrey in the truman show, also present in the end of the movie.
"Say something, goddamnit! You're on television. You're live to the whole world!"
"In case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening and goodnight *proceeds to just leave*"
Joshua goodnight is a weirdo that no one talks to. If a Joshua goodnight gets a girlfriend it is a miracle, or friends at that matter.
Guy: isn't that Joshua goodnight guy weird?
Guy 2: yeah he doesn't have any friends. He just sits there. Weirdo.
Joshua goodnight is the person no one talks to. Talk to him and you could get an amazing friend. He is a little weird.
Guy: do you know Joshua goodnight?
Guy 2: yeah the weird kid in the back?
Guy: yeah I spoke to him, he is pretty funny.
Secretly taking a cheesy deuce under someone’s pillow.
Addison passed out first at the party so we gave him the chocolate goodnight.