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An incredibly loud, embarrasing and/or stinky fart in a public place, like a Chinese restaurant in the Beaches in Toronto called the "GOOF" or an elevator.
Waitress: What would you like to .. OMIGOD, WHAT'S THAT AWFUL SMELL?!
Customer: My bad, I goofed.
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Family Guy season 19 episode 3. Peter Griffin’s way of joking around when telling teenage girls to kill themselves and each other pretending to be slenderman.
Another way of saying “it’s just a joke”
Quagmire: “Hey, Peter, would you get off your phone?”
Peter: “Sorry, young girls keep killing each other ‘cause they think I’m the Slender man now.”
Quagmire: “A-are you telling them to kill each other?”
Peter: “It’s just a goof!”
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The act of drinking and driving like a JackAss, then plowing your expensive ride through 20 trees at 150 MPH.
JackAss' Ryan Dunn dunn goofed after shredding his Porsche, himself, and a friend though trees after a night of drinking.
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As stated in Friends: "Two friends who care a lot about each other and have amazing sex and just wanna spend more time together."
No we aint real, we just be goofing around.
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Any person that smokes a bowl and acts like an idiot afterward.
Person 1: Man, Joe is acting like a goof fruit.
Person 2: Guy needs to chill out on the bowl and sniff some fresh air.
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The outrageously wack hairstyle typical of fuck boys, douche-bags, hipsters and goofs. The goof-clap is where the sides and back of your hair are shaved to stubble or skin, and a short tuft of hair on the top of your head is all that remains. Unless you have been living in a bomb shelter all your life, you have definitely seen individuals sport this hairstyle before. Popular (but not exclusive) within youth culture as a means of feeling a sense of community and belonging. If you sport the goof-clap and are proud of it: you should perpetually feel miserable for the rest of your life. If genocide of haircuts was at all possible or feasible, I would fully endorse it to ensure the eradication of this continuing to be a prominent hairstyle of both males and females.
See also: Undercut, Rugrats cut, Macklemore cut.
Human 1: Man, that guy over there could not stop talking about the accumulation of money, women and material possession. Surely he is not as vapid and superficial as he portrays himself to be...
Human 2: You mean the fuck boy over there with the goof-clap? Surprise surprise.
Scientology slang for masturbation
Xenu took the last moments he had in office to really goof the floof.
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