1. the type of dream you experience after you smoke a bunch of marijuana. 2. a nap between bowls.
stoner: dude, i just woke up from the craziest goofy dream. i was floating through an ocean of j-ello.
Goofy card is used to determine and describe when someone just pulled some stupid shit or got some stupid shit pulled on them
Dorian:bra dem niggas up'd on me and took the 40!!!!
Von:df dem niggas just pulled yo goofy card u a dumb ass lil nigga
when something is cringeworthy and laughable as fuck
damn those two guys got caught leaving mad goofy comments on that e-girl's tiktok saying for her to give em pink eye
A goofy muppet is someone who is both Goofy and a muppet.
Theo is a goofy muppet. Thheo you are a goofy muppet!
When you're a big, silly, goofy guy and have missionary sex with your wife.
Tall guy with a lot of hair: Hey did you hear? I had goofy missionary sex with my wife last night.
Guy in glasses: Let's talk about that.
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Another way of saying goofy ass
โLook at this goofy ahh niggaโ
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someone who is an absolute complete nutter. also easily affected by ice cream and nursery rhymes (affected meaning acting like your on drugs!!!) anyway your literally a well weird PEANUT!
if anyone has seen the spongebob movie you'll know what im talking about, if not here's a song a GOOFY GOOBER would sing:
" i'm a goofy goober yeah,
you're a goofy goober yeah,
we're all goofy goobers yeah,
GOOFY GOOFY GOOFY GOOFY GOOFY GOOFY GOOBERS YEAH!!!!!
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