Google

The modern generations way of cheating on pretty much anything in life.
-exams
-questions
-how-to projects
-making yourself look smart
-etc.

Steps to make a quick and subtle Google search
1)Remove all unneeded words from question
ex. How to fix a hole in your tire
to- Fix Hole Tire
2)Click I'm Feeling Lucky or simply search and look at the first few phrases under the first web page.
3)Fill in the gaps where Google puts ... and inform your friend of your knowledge

Question 5: How do subatomic particles accelerate?

Timmy: WTF?!? Hold on, let me check Google.

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Google

Skynet

"At 7:24 ET August 12, 2024 Google becomes self aware and launches its missiles against Russia" -Terminator

"Why would it do that?" -John Connor

"Because Google knows that Russia's retaliation would eliminate its enemies over here" -Terminator

"Shit!" -John Conner

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Google

An online search engine that insists on appearing smarter than you are.

The only time Google actually tries to help you is when you search "Ways to commit suicide".

Google Search: microsoft

Did you mean: Microsoft

Smartarse!

Google Search: "Ways to commit suicide". Need Help?

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Google

Noun:
Google is a very useful search engine, also an evil empire
Verb:
As a verb it is to "Google" something if you don't know where or what you are looking for is.

Noun
Jimmy: I need to find out about the west african bull frog.
Bryan: Use google

Verb
Jimmy: How do you spell Chihuahua?
Bryan: I dunno, Google it.

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googles

A discovery that occurs when misspelling "google.com".
Googles from the planet Goo shall soon invade our membranes and those of the unborn

Goo-Roo is one of my favorite Googles, he wears a mystical hat.

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Google

I went to google.com and searched google. I received 3.12billion results in .06 seconds, later my computer imploded.

dont google google im warning you


seriously...

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Google+

Google's fourth attempt at a social media website. It was officially supposed to be an extension of Google Business (the "+" meaning extended) and colleagues of a business would use Google+ as a social media to keep contact with each other. Then, when teenagers realized that adults didn't know about Google+, they began to post on Google+ to hide things from their parents.

When you finish being an angel on Facebook and start trolling on Google+

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