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"At 7:24 ET August 12, 2024 Google becomes self aware and launches its missiles against Russia" -Terminator
"Why would it do that?" -John Connor
"Because Google knows that Russia's retaliation would eliminate its enemies over here" -Terminator
"Shit!" -John Conner
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An online search engine that insists on appearing smarter than you are.
The only time Google actually tries to help you is when you search "Ways to commit suicide".
Google Search: microsoft
Did you mean: Microsoft
Smartarse!
Google Search: "Ways to commit suicide". Need Help?
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Noun:
Google is a very useful search engine, also an evil empire
Verb:
As a verb it is to "Google" something if you don't know where or what you are looking for is.
Noun
Jimmy: I need to find out about the west african bull frog.
Bryan: Use google
Verb
Jimmy: How do you spell Chihuahua?
Bryan: I dunno, Google it.
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A discovery that occurs when misspelling "google.com".
Googles from the planet Goo shall soon invade our membranes and those of the unborn
Goo-Roo is one of my favorite Googles, he wears a mystical hat.
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When you google the answer to the question you just google
I google'd something and had to google the answer to the answer, total Google²
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I went to google.com and searched google. I received 3.12billion results in .06 seconds, later my computer imploded.
dont google google im warning you
seriously...
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Google's fourth attempt at a social media website. It was officially supposed to be an extension of Google Business (the "+" meaning extended) and colleagues of a business would use Google+ as a social media to keep contact with each other. Then, when teenagers realized that adults didn't know about Google+, they began to post on Google+ to hide things from their parents.
When you finish being an angel on Facebook and start trolling on Google+
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