A Gooner is whatever you want to be
Furtive's friend sky is a gooner.
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Whatever you want it to be
Furtive's friend sky is a gooner
Completly miserable, and watching porn 24/7
Example, my friend Anton is a big fat gooner
A soul bereft of fair damsels and frequently participates in the sinful act of gooning
Person 1: "thou art a gooner?"
Person 2: "Aye, verily I am."
Person 1: "It is of no wonder that you are maidenless..."
Someone who drinks goon aka cask wine (box wine)
Possibly also a slang term or something that people are called and you shouldn’t call people that.
Person one: …yeah, Mike is a real gooner
Person two: Hey, you shouldn’t say that, it might be like a slang term or something, you don’t know the meaning of.
Person one: You’re right.
Somebody who watches porn while self pleasuring. Also... Arsenal Fans.
Are you a gooner? Do you support that shitty football club from north london?