Glitter Gossip

Gay people gossiping and talking shit about other people.

" Hey greg baby did you see andrews ass EWWW.. haha this is such glitter gossip"

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toxic gossip train

Song by Colleen Ballinger “apologizing” for being a groomer

All aboard the toxic gossip train
Chugging down the tracks of misinformation
The toxic gossip train
You got a one-way ticket to manipulation station

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Xoxo gossip girl

Something you say after spilling juicy tea or gossip. This comes from the CW show Gossip Girl where the narrator always finishes off a sentence with this.

and who am I? That’s a secret I’ll never tell. You know you love me xoxo gossip girl

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gossip delegator

one who is too embarrassed and/or lazy to tell people about something or someone, so instead they pick people that can't keep secrets to tell everyone about it. often practiced by uptight religious people who lost their virginity and want people to know they are no longer uptight, but too embarrassed to tell people themselves. therefore, they let the big mouths do it for them

After years of being a preachy bible-banger, Lexi finally got drunk and had sex with her new boyfriend. Because she was a gossip delegator, she enlisted the biggest gossips of the school to do her work, and now everyone knows she is a slut hidden behind religion and has four STDs. Hoorah!

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toxic gossip train

Toxic gossip train täk-sik gäsəp trāne is a term used by a specific content creator to create a narrative of negativity and hate to distract from their disgusting and deplorable behavior. This specific word may be recited in iambic pentameter or hastily scrapped together with poorly timed Jim (from the office) glances to the camera and a tuned ukulele.

Person A: "You were recently accused of grooming and traumatizing multiple minors."

Person B: "I didn't do it. I'm not a groomer, just a loser."

Person A: "Ok, what proof do you have?"

Person B: "It's the... *pulls out ukulele* ♫toxic gossip train♫..."

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gossip girl diet

its what gg superfanatics do. they unconsciously lose weight just by watching gossip girl over and over!

friend 1: hey. you lost alot of weight! how'd you do that?
friend 2: duh. gossip girl diet!
friend 1: what's that???
friend 2: it just happens! watch gg. and you'll find out!

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Gossip of Girls

A term used to refer to a group of girls that go to the bathroom together. Similar to a school of fish, or a herd of cows, the group of girls is called a gossip of girls. 3+ girls must be present in order to be called a gossip.

Man 1 - Dude, I just walked by a Gossip of Girls on the way to the bathroom. They were talking a mile a minute!
Man 2 - I will never understand why they need to go to the bathroom together.

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