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An assortment of alcoholic old man drinks such as whiskey, scotch, brandy, gin etc mixed together when there is no other alcohol currently available.
"There was no beer left, so we had to resort to Grandpa Juice."
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To fist someone in the vagina and ass at the same time. It looks like a shark's mouth.
Girl 1: He grandpa sharked me!
Girl 2: Ohh, I bet you loved it!
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A sick yet great song by Blink 182!
When you fucked grandpa did he tell you that he loved you
Did he hold you till the sun did rise
and did he look into your eyes
and ask you to felate him
and stick a finger or two in his ass
He seems like a total asshole
Grandpa is a total fucking asshole
Who would ever want a dirty greasy finger in his ass
he rubs his dick in broken glass
when you fucked grandpa did he kiss you soft and tender
did he tie your hands behind your head
and was it on your mother's bed
and this is stupid man! I can't believe you'd have sex with your own grandfather. I mean you guys are related! Whats he gonna do, take out his false teeth and just leave them on the side of your bed? Man, he likes to fuck you up the bottom, and grandma would come in and watch, and masturbate, and cum all over the place, and this is stupid! I hate you all! I'm not even gonna have sex with my mom tonight! Man, this is stupid! I hate you!
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Think of an absolutely awesome party abruptly and absolutely ruined by the arrival of your grandfather along with his comments about the insolent and hopeless youth. Well that's a royally grandpa-pee'd moment.
Well a grandpa-pee'd moment is pretty much obvious, you cannot miss it when it strikes down on you.
Grandpas' Eyebrows... their everywhere...
Being all over the place, or crazy. Rarely used for items, more used for people.
Billy shouted at Wanda for no reason AGAIN- Zach
Yeah man hes like Grandpas' Eyebrows- Tyler
The coolest color a mustang was ever made, a definite trophy winner. A panty or depends dropper for sure.
I bought this grandpa blew mustang because I wanted to stack trophies and pick up some gilf.
A man who gets with a woman with children,like a microwave family, but she has kids with kids which makes her a grandma, so makes the man a grandpa like a quick meal in the microwave
He married into grandpahood. Just like a microwavable dinner hes a microwave grandpa