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giving a girl a lick out when she has large fanny flaps
"Dude, i totally gave this girl a granny wank, the flaps were touching my ears."
Half a shot of Grand Marnier. Fast and cheap, just like the friends you buy them for.
A sexual move in which a woman, in the missionary position, maneuvers herself to orgasm while her partner is nearly stationery above her.
She could only get off while doing the granny grind.
A vehicle that is only "stylish" for senior citizens.
Usually a car that was considered luxury 10+ years ago.
"Your 80's Buick is a granny mobile."
The smallest of chainrings on a bicycle with three chainrings. So easy to pedal your grandmother could ride it.
That hill was so steep, I wish my bike had a granny gear to get up it.
A person who usually prefers to have sexual intercourse with way older female, especially the wrinkled, cunt-dry ones.
A: "That eighty-five year old granny gave me a nice BJ last night."
B: "Oh my gosh, you're a friggin' granny slammer!"