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rubbing your schlong in her ass crack until you jizz on the small of her back
She gave me a "GREASY PIERRE" and I skeet skeet all over her back!
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A greasy taquito is when a man discretely tucks his penis inside his ass crack then proceeds to shove it in his lover's fellatio expecting mouth.
The divorce was pretty ugly. The bitch got the house and the kids, but I gave her a greasy taquito!
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when you are f**k'n an abnormally big women in the ass and she squirts out a little diarrhea
man i was smashed last night and got the greasy pig
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When you marinate your cock in a greasy pool of your own masculine semen and violently molly wop your whore. If you have a French tickler, this method of pleasure is referred to as a greasy curve ball.
"Make me a sandwich bitch or I'll hit you the the greasy baseball!"
Sexual move for a girl with a shallow vagina. Take a bagel with butter, microwave it. Then put it on your dick. Now your huge dick won't impale her tiny vagina.
My girls pussy is so shallow, I had to use the greasy bagel.
To take a shit on the morning after a night out on the booze and junk food.
I had a skin full of beer and a stomach full of curry and curled off a bowl of greasy figs this morning.
This person is what gives the emo a bad reputation. There can be attractive and non-dirt bag emo kids, however the greasy emo is currently out numbering the clean emo greatly. In general a greasy emo wears glitter on their eye lids, as well as thick gross eyeliner. The greasy emo also tends to be a tad... fucking massive.
Becca: MMMMM glitter on my eyes, MCR in the ears, and a beer belly the size of a whale hanging over the belt. THATS HOW I ROLL.
Me: You're the definition of "greasy emo" your even on UD now.
Becca: Did you say i was emo?! Thats what I was going for :D *loves it*
Me: *PROJECTILE VOMIT EURYWHERE*