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It makes you greet to everyone, including animals. It's very rare and the causes are speculated.
Common Greetings Syndrome symptoms:
-Saying hello to everyone
-Can't stop thinking about saying hello
-Thinking humans have good behavior
Greetings Syndrome complications:
This list shows most people complications
-Self-injury
-Depression
-Suicide taughts
-Thinking they should be punished if they do not greet to anyone
Greetings Syndrome diagnosis:
-Symptoms persist for 2 weeks
-Shows common complications
Greetings Syndrome causes:
While speculated, people usually develop Greetings Syndrome in either
-School
-Or at home
They get screamed, punished by parents, teachers when they don't greet
Greetings Syndrome background:
A guy with Idiot Syndrome decided to show his idiocy just by making this definition. So please send help while you can
Greeting Syndrome cases:
6,969,098 cases
Greeting Syndrome prevention:
-Not going to school
-Not going to home
-Living as homeless guy
If Greetings Syndrome was real, would it be more like this? Or more like other disorder variant?
When you greet someone at your front door with a knife.
You come knock on my door, im grabbing a fucking knife and shanking you with it.
Thats called a Banbury Greeting.
Refers to a non-startling strategy employed whenever you are unable to unobtrusively get someone's attention or make eye-contact with him for whatever reason (maybe he's deep in a book, concentrating hard on a household/carpentry task, or using noisy equipment, and thus he does not look up/around occasionally or hear/observe your presence) and so you start out to say hello by speaking very quietly, and then cautiously raising your voice little-by-little (like some modern-day alarm-clocks do so as to wake you "gently" instead of startling you out of a sound slumber with a full-blast ringer right away) till the previously-oblivious person eventually becomes aware of your proximity and glances up.
I'd wanted to ask my elderly neighbor about my possibly carpooling with him on his grocery-shopping trip the next day, but he was so busy using his riding lawnmower that he never noticed me despite my circling around in front of him several times, so I eventually used the gradual-ramp-up-volume greeting to finally get his attention.
Stands for "Fake Fist-Fight" greeting, and denotes the playful-macho act of two best buds joyfully saying hello by grinningly taking a few wild swings at each other, but of course never having any of the flailing punches actually "land"; both greeters purposely "swing wide" so that they safely miss each other every time.
An alternative to the triple-f greeting --- often practiced by sturdy-figured tomboys --- is to take huge "sweeping" kicks in each other's directions, while simultaneously trying not to topple over backwards themselves. Both of these actions may seem fun and "free-spirited", but there is always a definite risk of real injury with them; I prefer simple hugs and handshakes myself.
A smilingly-playful salutation dat consists of da phrase, "The color between orange and green." Translation: "YELLOOOO!"
A rainbow greeting is da greatest --- why just SAY hello when ya can YELL it? :D
An awkward half-greeting consisting of mouthing hello, with none or very little sound coming out. Only made worse when eye contact is made.
Shopper: *walks into store
Cashier: *sees someone
Cashier: "Hello!"
Shopper: "....(silent greeting)"
Cashier: "...."
Shopper: "...."
Cashier: ....can I help you?"
When two people shake hands and put a penis between both hands. Shaking until completion.
Me and Emily had a very happy greeting last night until I came