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An unintelligent and promiscuous female NHL hockey spectator who mindlessly cheers for the whiny, diving, princess-like antics of Sidney Crosby.
Unaware of what it takes to be a legitimate hockey spectator, they disgracefully fill seats of an arena, including those that the Pittsburgh Penguins are visiting. Not necessarily a native of Pittsburgh, they attend or view games with only the objective to get wet via watching his every move. When asked, they are incapable of listing the names of other Penguin players, unless they act similarly toward the equally despicable Evgeni Malkin.
Many of them are hot pieces of ass (which makes it that much more unfortunate) and are usually identified by a jersey or t-shirt with Crosby and 87 on the back. Nothing against the city of Pittsburgh, but it'd be suicidally painful to live in a city filled with these broads.
They are a disgrace to hockey and almost equally disgraceful of the faggot himself.
Synonyms: Crosby whore, Crosby slut, Crosby bitch, Crosby broad, Crosby fangirl
{During a Power Play that was caused after a Crosby dive; Crosby scores a goal}
Crosby Groupie in the stands: OH-EM-GEE! CROSBY, YOU’RE AMAZING, PLEASE LET ME SUCK YOUR DICK!
Guy #1: We were stuck sitting next to Pittsburgh fans in our own fuckin' building. It gets worse though, they were Crosby Groupies. And HOT!
Guy #2: What fucking sluts!
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when friends share the same hoe, bitch, bird, gurl etc.
yo my nigga called me up and told me we could use his girl for some groupi love
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Groupie Pics are a picture of you and three or more people you've never met before. The opposite of selfies,- extroverted not introverted. It's a great way to meet people and put a smile on their faces! Look-up the Groupie Pics in your facebook search, and post a Groupie!
Did you see the latest Groupie Pics I took at the beer festival?
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A phloom's ass kissing sidekick. The idiot who "feeds the troll" on message boards or takes the side of the douchebag in an argument. The phloom groupie mistakenly believes the phloom is cool, when in reality he is an assclown. Also known as a "phloomophile."
"Dude, help me out on that thread. That clontarf and his phloom groupies are annoying as shit!"
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1.A girl who often exhibits overtly female douche-y tendencies thus leading them to sleep with douchebags.
2.Girls who define themselves through douche-like behavior and interaction with douchebags.
Dude, you should have worn your pink polo and popped the collar. Then one of those Douche Groupies in the corner would be all over you.
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a drunken derivation of goofy goober. If you're too drunk to be a goofy goober, you're a droopy groupy.
"You're a droopy groupy yeah!, we're all droopy groupies yeah!"
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Late to the party fangirls who develop a crush on dead musicians.
Jennifer just discovered Kurt Cobain and has been dreaming of their wedding ever since. She's convinced that Courtney Love killed him and he would have been better off with her cause she understand him better than anyone else. She's fullblown Zombie Groupie if I ever saw one