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Punch the Grunt

The act of aggressively masterbating ones penis with the same determination & vigor as meleeing a grunt in Halo.

Person 1: Hey man how did you date go?
Person 2: She never showed... so I decided go home and punch the grunt!!

by Zio-110 November 22, 2018


grunt

an old person who makes grunting sounds when you move them.

Move a "grunt" from their Nursing home bed to the gurny.

by Kokopelliaz July 30, 2007

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fatty grunt

The grunting noise a fat guy makes when he is either getting out of a chair or bending over to pick something up. The grunt is mostly along the lines of a "hyurk!"

Harvey bent over to pick up the donut and let out a very loud fatty grunt.

by Toxic Orphan April 18, 2005

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jerk grunt

the sound a guy makes as he cranks out a wad of goo!

I let out the loudest jerk grunt when I popped all over my wives face last night.

by HRM SMK April 1, 2008

9๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


fattie grunt

A sound that is made when a rather large person bends over to pick something up or otherwise makes a move that elicits a groan like sound. Usually this sound is something like "ugghhhhh."

As Peter bent over to pick up some chalk on the floor, a fattie grunt escaped his lips.

by Civixx July 31, 2010


Grunt Dick

The dick of a army private.

"Girl love the Grunt Dick"

(PornHub Video)

by dontevenknowaboutitboison May 30, 2016


Cum Grunt

The disturbing sound of hearing your housemates finish through the paper thin walls of your student accommodation.

ah man, I heard 2 solid minutes of Alex's cum grunts last night. Not cool.

by shitface1234567890 December 11, 2018