The act of aggressively masterbating ones penis with the same determination & vigor as meleeing a grunt in Halo.
Person 1: Hey man how did you date go?
Person 2: She never showed... so I decided go home and punch the grunt!!
an old person who makes grunting sounds when you move them.
Move a "grunt" from their Nursing home bed to the gurny.
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The grunting noise a fat guy makes when he is either getting out of a chair or bending over to pick something up. The grunt is mostly along the lines of a "hyurk!"
Harvey bent over to pick up the donut and let out a very loud fatty grunt.
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the sound a guy makes as he cranks out a wad of goo!
I let out the loudest jerk grunt when I popped all over my wives face last night.
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A sound that is made when a rather large person bends over to pick something up or otherwise makes a move that elicits a groan like sound. Usually this sound is something like "ugghhhhh."
As Peter bent over to pick up some chalk on the floor, a fattie grunt escaped his lips.
The disturbing sound of hearing your housemates finish through the paper thin walls of your student accommodation.
ah man, I heard 2 solid minutes of Alex's cum grunts last night. Not cool.