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A carpet guppy is a girl that likes eating other girls out. They usually swing both ways, and will also suck a dick if they are presented with the opportunity.
Bro 1: “Bro did you hear that Kassandra is a fucking carpet guppy?”
Bro 2: “No fucking way bro she just sucked my dick last month!”
When you have a creased shirt and cannot afford to iron it
Hey billy you got a guppy shirt
A female who slightly resembles an ugly fish, specifically a guppy.
"Oh girl look at her!"
"She looks like a goddamn guppy bitch"
When a male produces fecal matter into a females mouth and then proceeds to have oral sex with her with said fecal matter still in her mouth
I can’t wait to give you a guppie muppie
Super swell, large muscular being. More commonly known for deadlifying over 200kg and being stronger then a pelican.
Bruh, you look like a dehydrated guppy
Something/someone dry humping an object due to being sexually deprived.
Bryan: Did you see Anjelica last night? She was going hard!
Noah: Yeah!! It was like she was horny guppy!