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Someone trying to be someone that they are not or beauty teacher.
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someone who knows exactly whats going on within the world of politics and politicians.
Ted: The election is coming up and I have no idea who's running for MP in my electorate! *panics* Do you have any idea who the Labor candidate is?
Greg: No idea, ask Wyman, he's a real political guru - he'll even be able to tell you what colour jocks each candidate is wearing.
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Josh Parmer.
Josh parmer is the official wang guru becuz he is obssessed with wangz up his butt and drawing wangz up other gay guys butts...LMao
Josh Parmer is the official Wang Guru. Dont consult me about gay wang shit, thats for Josh.
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A guy named Dan who does MMA(mixed martial arts) and Flexs at random periods in the day, acts like a mega douche, and Calls everyone a hater
Tommy: Watch out the MMA guru is coming
John: OMG His muscles
Dan: Step aside little girls...MUSCLE FLEX
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An information guru is a person or group of persons with a figurehead that disseminate information to the public that the public might not have access to because the corporate news media does not reveal it. It is information that is based on facts that have been skewed into opinions based on the person’s or the group’s personal agenda. The information is presented in such a way as to proselytize people into taking action in favor of the information guru’s agenda.
The pundit obtained all of his information from an information guru and not from researching the facts in the library.
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You should hit up the Dan Burns he is the best relationship guru
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Chief deity of the dragonball mythos, no one can surpass or even come close to his knowledge.
Guru? Wait, no Super Kami Guru.
Can I call you Guru for short?
Super Kami Guru accepts this.