wha had happen was

This is slang for, "The particular incident that just occured was..." This is often used to describe an unusually bizarre situation that is likely untrue.

Caden (rental car employee): "So what happened sir?"

Dontae: "The car was jacked from my crib cuh."

Caden: "How did this happen sir?"

Dontae: "Well, wha had happen was dis dude just got all swolled up and had snatched dat piece."

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Ima' had dat

1. Term of common use by black urban males. Statement informs target recipient that something is or is going to be yours, despite what they or others may try to do.

1) Timmy: Hey guys look at my new basketball shoes!!!!!

Tryone: Ima' had dat!!!!!!!!

Timmy: WAT?

Tyrone: GIMME YO SHOOZ NIGGA!!!!!!

2) Jamaldra: DWAMN!! Look at dat bitch, she lookin fine!!!!!

Chad: You know that's Christie. We've been together for three years.

Jamldra: Bitch that's a mistake!! Ima' had dat!!!!

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Shoulda Had a Juul

A phenomenon which occurs when one becomes intensley cross-faded to the point of becoming sick. Symptoms include sweating, pale skin, and lead to vommiting. Occurs typically when an individual becomes mildly intoxicated, and then proceeds to unexpectedly smoke more weed than their body is typically accustomed to.

“Yo did you hear what happened to Timmy last night?”
“Ya bro, he got super crossed and threw up everywhere!”
“Damn dude, he shoulda had a juul.”

had to name that one

A large bowel movement which leaves you with a burning rectum from the large fecal mass painfully stretching the sphincter muscle.

Man I took a dump and it was so big I had to name that one.
(comparing the bowel movement to delivering a child)

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u had flat

the phrase given to someone playing poker who holds a strong hand, but inevitably due to under-representing their hand, end up losing.

oipav... its typical that u had flat and middled yourself

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i had a dream and it was not this

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i had a dream and it was not this

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i've had enough

the threshold any one person has when they've had enough.

I can't take this shit anymore, I've had enough!

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