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Getting a haircut the Friday before Easter
His parents made him get an Easter Haircut.
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When your fucking a chick in her pussy and you pull out and bust a load on her pubes. Shortly following the cumming you use your mouth to bite off the hairs and clean up the mess.
"Yo John I gave your mom a nice Pakistani Haircut last night"
John says "Fuck You"
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The result of losing some of your hair after a bullet goes through your hair but narrowly misses your head.
Good thing that sniper had terrible aim he merely gave me a scottish haircut.
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(v) the act of decapitation or the cutting off of a person's head. A reference to Pol Pot's genocide in Cambodia
"Watch your mouth before I give you a Cambodian Haircut!"
He went into her bedroom and in shock saw she had gotten a Cambodian Haircut
The ritualistic shaving and removal of a young groom's hair prior to his wedding. The process not only saps whatever will he has left to resist but renders him symbolically ready to conform to the brides new world order. A cross between a hairbortion and Marine boot camp. The new "style" must be totally lacking in any resemblence to thr groom's former self yet instantly recognizable as pre-nuptually as to cast a further shadow of unattractiveness on said groom during the honeymoon. Generally consists of one stlye and one style only, known to stylist as " do what the bride wants".
Nice wedding haircut Tyler. Tomorrow must be the big day then?
A song that is almost always playing when you go into a generic haircut salon, such as Supercuts. Usually feel-good, one hit wonder songs intended on brightening the mood. Also called haircut music.
I went to go get my haircut today and they were playing "Walking on Sunshine" by Katrina & The Waves... what an absolute haircut song.
A buzz cut so close to the skin it looks like you are bald. It reflects light
“I didn’t know Adam had a weeza haircut” “True that”