The act of interlocking buttcheeks.
Jaime and Bailey made hamsandwiches all night.
Jaime's prefers a dry hamsandwich, but Bailey likes a wet ham sandwich.
The act of interlocking buttcheeks.
Mark and Tyler made a ham sandwich last night.
One time in 2nd grade me jackson Clifford got yelled at for saying please excuse my ham sandwiches
Please excuse my ham sandwiches ginger
When a woman bounces her vagina off the forehead or mouth of a man...or woman.
She gave him a velvet ham sandwich and then I blew my load.
Only used in the direst of situations, when an extremely rude person is relentlessly insulting you. It is both a powerful offense and defense.
Tommy:'Did you hear what Sarah told Bob? She told him to sit on a ham sandwich with mustard!'
Jessica:'What happened to him?'
Tommy:'His eyes rolled back in his head, his blood fizzed and boiled, and his spine slid out of his anus!'
Getting surprisingly blacked out when you didn’t plan to.
I got ham sandwiched last night, and I only asked for a grilled cheese.
When you are at Disney World and you are unsuccessful at riding a ride or finding an item.
I was on Ride of the Resistanceand got ham sandwiched, so they closed the ride