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Aaron Hancock

the hottest guy with long dark hair and the funniest personality he has a pretty face and beautiful lips his eyes are stars that you can get lost in and his hands are sooo hot he's currently going to the gym a lot and has loads of muscles.

Aaron Hancock is soo hot

he is he's so beautiful

by jimmyjohnspizzaria July 4, 2022


Hancock Entrance

1) An entrance or appearance that usually results in the damage or destruction of nearby scenery.

2) An intrusion on a conversation that completely kills it and creates an atmosphere of awkwardness.

Comes from the movie Hancock, where the main character, a superhero, made most of his entrances in the first half of the movie by slamming down on the ground from a high altitude, damaging the pavement and nearby property.

By accidentally driving her car into the convenience store, the old lady did a textbook Hancock Entrance

A Hancock Entrance in conversation
Guy 1: Dude, did you see the baseball game yesterday?

Guy 2: Yeah! It was total bullshit. The shortstop missed the ball to make the last out!

Guy 1: I saw that. The thing went right between his legs

Guy 3: Your mom's thing went right between his legs!

by uninspired username July 29, 2008


Hancocked

To be conned, swindled, screwed over, lied to etc.

Named for the former UK Health Secretary, who engaged in multiple extremely shady backdoor deals—not just the one he was ousted for.

“I thought this bitcoin investment scheme I saw on insta was legit, but I lost seven grand. I got properly Hancocked!”

by A passer-by said June 27, 2021


Hancocked

When a person gets caught cheating on camera.

Matt Hancock got caught on CCTV snogging his aide, he was hancocked

by Smokysmoldoll July 27, 2021


Hancocked

When you get caught cheating in the most embarrassing way like Matt Hancock did.

Matt Hancock got Hancocked when the sun published a video of him with his mistress

by Smokysmoldoll August 12, 2021


Hancocked

When another man takes your pistol out of your holster and slaps you with it.

B1tch, you just got Hancocked.

by RE1776 July 9, 2022


Hancocked

A person or thing completely inept at their job

"England matt hancocked their performance against germany"

"Oh my god I have absolutely hancocked my tea"

"I didnt order enough PPE I'm such a matt hancock"

"Kids stop doing that before you completely matt hancock it"

"I've just done a proper matt hancock at work"

"This new watch I've just bought is matt hancocked"

by King Quarmby June 28, 2021