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Where someone gives a male a Indian sunburn on the penis.
Ashley gave me and Indian handjob.
When a supposed 'celebrity' has to whore themselves out by giving handjobs in the parking lot for money.
Amor Hilton offered to give me a Hollywood Handjob for only 150$! Damn, now that's Hollywood.
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When a girl doesn't really want to give you a hand job but she does anyway because she thinks she's obligated.
Mary had a headache, but gave me an angry handjob after I took her to dinner and paid her college tuition.
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A side cup of good beer to drink whilst in between games of flip cups.
Claire drank her handjob of Yuengling, while Alex filled her flipcup with Coors Light.
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A future chain of restaraunts in which you will be able to purchase a meal, and receive a handjob from a willing employee.
*H&H will not be held responsible for any STDs aquired while on the premesis.
At Hotdogs & Handjobs, there is NEVER an unsatisfied customer.
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A female who possesses the mindset and appearance of a slut, but is too prude to perform any sexual maneuvers other than a handjob.
Joe: Dude I'm totes gonna rail that chick tonight!
Kevin: I don't know bud, she's kinda poopy and I hear she's a handjob slut.
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When a girl plays with a guys penis, without even coming in contact with it.
The girl seems like she wants to hook-up, but never does.
Friend-Zoned
Guy 1 - I was over Jackie's house again last night, helping her pack up her clothes for the move, I think she likes me.
Guy 2 - Did she touch your penis?
Guy 1 - ...No.
Guy 2 - Invisible Handjob bro.... you're never gonna hit that.
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