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A two-handed hand-job prior to which the giver spits on both palms, as if about to till a field.
She had just gotten her wisdom teeth removed so she gave me a plowman's handy - next best thing.
You soak your hand in water until it gets wrinkly, then masturbate.
"The Granny Handy" ... You soak your hand in water until it gets wrinkly, then masturbate.
When a friend is in an argument this can be used as an easy way to lend aid by using sarcastic questions or sentences that begin with Remember when???....Or didnt you???.... that are damning to the third party in the argument taking place.
I can't believe you ate the last doughnut!(enemy)
Third Party lending aid:::
(Verbal Handies)
Hey bro remember last week when you drank all the coffee?!? That was awesome!
Have you ever drank all the coffee before anyone else had any?!? Mmmhmmm....
Who was the guy last week that drank all the coffee?!? That was pretty messed up....smh
When you get a hand job from a little person because their tiny little sausage fingers make your dick look huge.
Dude, I let this little slut give me a midget handy the other night because my cock looked like a summer sausage in her tiny hand.
When you jerk off two dudes at the same time
Kc gave a tandem handy last night
(adj) used to describe someone that always forgets to turn their caps lock off when they're done using it, resulting in entire clauses of accidental capitalization.
Dana: hey dude, I'm not feeling so well
Cal: THAT SUCKS :(
Dana: lol somebody's handi-capsed
when something could be useful
a hammer right now would come in handy!