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A two-handed hand-job prior to which the giver spits on both palms, as if about to till a field.
She had just gotten her wisdom teeth removed so she gave me a plowman's handy - next best thing.
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You soak your hand in water until it gets wrinkly, then masturbate.
"The Granny Handy" ... You soak your hand in water until it gets wrinkly, then masturbate.
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When a friend is in an argument this can be used as an easy way to lend aid by using sarcastic questions or sentences that begin with Remember when???....Or didnt you???.... that are damning to the third party in the argument taking place.
I can't believe you ate the last doughnut!(enemy)
Third Party lending aid:::
(Verbal Handies)
Hey bro remember last week when you drank all the coffee?!? That was awesome!
Have you ever drank all the coffee before anyone else had any?!? Mmmhmmm....
Who was the guy last week that drank all the coffee?!? That was pretty messed up....smh
When you jerk off two dudes at the same time
Kc gave a tandem handy last night
When one shoots their load directly into their mouth so they don't have to get a snack when they're done masturbating.
Tony called me a jizz loving faggot that can't have his twinkies, but the jokes on him because I already had a handy comeback.
when something could be useful
a hammer right now would come in handy!
The act of receiving discreet pleasure in from a partners hand under a blanket, coat or table.
Dude, we were watching movies at Stacy’s place last night and she totally gave me a ninja handy with her sister in the room.