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Similar to selective hearing. A condition in which someone is unable to hear anything in their immediate area, yet is able to hear things far away.
(in the same room)
R: T. is a real pain in the arse.
P: I know
T: Pizza?
(somewhere outside)
T: Did you hear that bird hatching?
R: WHAT?!
P: Classic soap opera hearing.
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When you can hear through things.
ie: walls, people, objects
Jenny was locked outside in the car, wanting to know what was being said about her inside.
What the people didn't know was that Jenny had x-ray hearing and could hear everything they were saying.
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The acting of ejaculating into a person's ear and when finished yelling as loud as possible into their ear.
I gave my girlfriend a hearing aid for her birthday.
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Get a life, wake up and smell the coffee, get with the program, get a clue, get out of a rut, live to the fullest.
In reference to the piercing and deep sound of a gong in Gamelan music, q.v.
If you haven't heard it, you haven't lived.
What? You haven't heard the deep tone? Hear the gong, byatch!
You haven't drank Lapsang Souchong in your entire life?
Hear the gong, byatch!
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A person who consistently feels the need to hear himself or herself talk, usually burdening their personal information on others. Not to be confused with "attention junky."
A hear-me hoar can be recognized for his/her unnecessary outbursts, causing a conversation to revolve around him/her.
Here I am, trying to give a presentation to my business associates, when Micky-G turns into a hear-me hoar and tells everyone how his daughter farted in her bath water.
This is a term from the 1960’s which John F Kennedy himself said to his stank wife who farted in bed next to him
My friend farted really bad and it stank I replied with Horton hears a toot
ability to have super non-human senses, like tinglily little hair censors on a tarantuala but inside the ear to be able to hear the quietest whimpers and sounds
Shhh, I need to stare off into space like a rhinoceras so I can use my Super Stanic Hearing to listen to the associate grunting in the bathroom.
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