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The performance of oral copulation upon the genitalia of a person who is suffering an outbreak of a sexually transmitted disease; particularly genital herpes. This may occur either with or without the foreknowledge of either partner.
I went to that girl's house with the intention of eating out her snatch, but she had a surprise in her box that I wasn't aware of. Now I have sores all over my lips. It looks like she served me a Herpe Meal.
An expression used when a person, or yourself, has done somthing extremely stupid and dopey
Person 1: Dude, I just hit my head on the door.
Person 2: HERP DERP.
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A toxic, viral relationship that infects you at the most inopportune moments, ugly and painful. It can affect all future relationships. The only known cure is death of the host or the virus. Whichever comes first
Hey dude, did you just run into your ex?
Yeah, my relationship herpes acted up. Ruined my dinner...
someone who constantly writes on your facebook page and/or comments on everything you write
Steve's been giving me facebook herpes ever since I added him as a friend
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an extreme level of physical attractiveness where the existence of herpes becomes irrelevant to whether one would engage in sexual intercourse with that person.
I found out that she had herpes, but she is so hot that I still hooked up with her. She's Herpes Hot.
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This is a Herpe on a person's mouth that won't go a way. This "sore" subject always seems to lead back to just a "cold sore", but after about 2 weeks, this holy mole of VD's and a coworkers denial, has you slipping your prescription of Valtrex in their coffee every morning.
I swear, if the Deli Manger doesn't get rid of that Lurky Herpe on her lip, I'm going to put in for a transfer to produce...
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One who can have sex with a herpies infected person several times and still come out clean.
I'm a Ninja I'm a Herpes Ninja!
Man I got away with sleeping with that cuz I'm a Herpes Ninja.
I can sleep with her cuz I'm a Herpes Ninja.
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