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Hispanic:

A Hispanic is a Mexican. When the Spaniard conquered the Aztectians the left over aztects got conquerers syndrome: a mut Mexican was made. Mexicans now, regularly bred with their conquerers the spaniards seek to become them.

Atypical Hispanic

Person1: I'm Mexican, see.

Person2: No you're not. You're a His•panic. You're not even "Mexican" you are a mongrel mestizo confused about his history.

Person1: You're right. My ancestors history is one of shame I really am His•panic

by 5Elements April 8, 2019


Hispanic

This is the superior race

Wow look at that Hispanic

by DontUseYourRealName. March 28, 2019


Hispanic

Those people who come out to my house and mow my lawn.

Can also be sighted under bridges.

They love eating Tacos, Burritos, Salsa, and Children.

"Get that damn Hispanic off my property!"

by Prof. FatCoc22 September 14, 2022


Hispanic

A Hispanic is a person who is born in Mexico, Central America, South America, Ect.

"Hey is he white?"
"Nah fam he's Hispanic,"

by Parrots4life January 17, 2020


Hispanic

Not a race! Hispanics are individuals or migrants of spanish speaking countries or people who were raised among spanish cultures. You may refer to hispanic as people from Mexico, Columbia or Puerto Rico. I see why people get confused as many Mexicans have brown skin, but the only reason is because many Mexicans are mixed with Native American and Spanish which is the result of colonialism in the Americans over 400 years ago, so obviously interracial couples (Native American and Iberian) had children which causes Hispanics to have such a distinctive genetic makeup. However, Hispanics can be of be of any race. They can be Asian, black, white, Native and Arab.

Hispanics are not a race; they're an ethnicity! (Except in American government logic).

by Rotten Turkey July 8, 2021


Hispanic

They are very Sexy and attractive people. Your lucky to be with a Hispanic person as they always have the best looks.

Natalie: hey! How are they so attractive?
John: There Hispanic, there always attractive.

by Checkout July 9, 2019


hispanical mechanical

Slang to refer to a fender with a hispanic (with questionable status). Some hispanic neighborhoods have a tendency to block entire roads over a little fender bender. Thus annoying and impeding the commuters who use that road.

God dammit! I'm gonna be late to work due to this hispanical mechanical in this chicano neighborhood that I pass through. They are blocking the whole road over a fender bender!

by fartso55 January 14, 2019