Hoagie Nose Gorman

Derrogatory term used to describe males with huge noses. Usually still living at home while in the 20's. Only known cure is severing the nasal cavity at the base of nose. Hair style of choice is usually a mowhawk.

"Man why is that hot chick walking with that hoagie nose gorman?"

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chicken noodle hoagie

Used by members of the US Military to describe something utterly useless or otherwise ineffective.
Lit. - A Hoagie made with chicken noodle soup
A version of the more popular soup sandwich

Look at that REMF, he's a god damned Chicken Noodle Hoagie.

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Eat my Hoagie

Used when someone says something so stupid that you want to take a piece of food of 12" and jam it down their throat.

Bob says: "I like to eat chickens naked under a full moon."

John: "You know what, eat my hoagie!"

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Goat Cheese Hoagie

The gayest sexual maneuver possible. Often resulting in trauma to the eyes and face.

Coined by Adam Carolla while describing his experiences on Celebrity Apprentice. Clay Aiken may have been involved.

"After an extended Rusty Trombone, he gave me the ol' Goat Cheese Hoagie and fractured my orbital socket."

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better hoagie down

Comes from a goofy reddit thread by the same name.

Basically is another term for "be prepared," or "be careful"

"It's cold out there, better hoagie down!"

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Italian Hand Hoagie

n, A sandwich that is made when a crazy italian gentleman puts his own hand on a ciabata roll, adds some marinara and then toasts it. Consumption is usually followed by said Italian crying and screaming "WHY?!" while staring at the stump on their arm where their hand used to be.

Joe pulled the Italian Hand Hoagie out of the oven and took a large bite before screaming in agony as he realized he was eating his own hand. "WHY?!" he screamed as he took another bite.

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irish hoagie

a peanut butter and jelly sandwich

look at this irish crum eatin his irish hoagie.

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