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Something you say during an awkward pause in conversation in attempt to start conversation. However this will just make the conversation more awkward and draw attention to the pause.
Person 1:"Yeah, that was by far the best Family Guy episode ever."
Person 2:"Yeah for sure."
Person1:"......."
Person2:"......."
Person1:"So....do you like hobbies?"
Person2:"Um? Yes."
Person1:"......."
Person2:"......."
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This term can have several different meanings.
Dick-eating is such a 2022 term. Now, we call it hobby lobby sloppy toppy, since they are munching so hard they need a different hobby.
It can also be used for really good head as well.
Damn, my manager is giving me the hardest hobby lobby sloppy toppy right now.
My girlfriend Laura gave me the best hobby lobby sloppy toppy last night.
Only the best pickup line in the world...it makes the person you're trying to hit on ask more than one question like ummm what do you mean do i like hobbies? or what kind of question is that? to which you respond i dont know, well do you like hobbies? it breaks the ice as an awkward conversation started which is funny and not pervy.
Timmy: Hey pretty lady, do you like hobbies?
Jessica: Huh?
Timmy: You know, hobbies...do you like them?
Jessica: I guess so, i play basketball does that count?
Timmy: Of course! i love basketball too!
....3 months later they get married...see IT WORKS!
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A response to an obvious "yes" question.
Does a hobby horse have a hickory dick?hobby,horse,hickory,wooden,dick
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a question that begs to be answered, an absolute positive yes.
Does everyone pay Wesley? Does a hobby horse have a wooden dick?
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not if its a female hobby horse
Little Jimmy had lots of fun playing with his new hobby horse, but he always wondered what that strange object sticking out of it was
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A happy space, your creative hangout! Where anyone of any age can find their passion
The Hobby Place is my happy place