holy shot

When autocorrect corrects holy shit to holy shot

Friend: did you do that project that's due today
You: oh holy shot it's due today

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Holy Grail

This is when something is everything you've always wanted and you wont stop looking for it.

Craig Skinner is my holy grail.

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holy canoli

An expression of suprise, discusst, or happiness, etc

"holy canoli! i haven't seen you in such a long time!"

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Holy Hannah

The phrase used by your co-worker who doesn't swear or use curse words.

Instead of Holy Shit, the person says Holy Hannah

Holy Hannah, that car almost hit me.

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[Holy crapola]

An expression meaning you’re surprised. It's a different way of saying, "Holy crap!"

“Holy crapola, it’s raining!”

“Holy crapola, I can’t believe I just beat the high score!”

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Holy Bajesus!

An expression (phrase) indicating extreme shock or surprise.

"Holy bajesus! That guy's spleen just exploded!"


"Boo!"
"Holy bajesus, you scared the fuck out of me!"

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holy shit

1.God's poop
2.An expression yelled at something bad and/or surprising

1.If God ever took a dump, I guess it would be holy
2."Holy shit! Those drugs came out of nowhere, officer. You know more about them than me."

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