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when someone who isn't homeless looks and dresses like a homeless dude.
examples include: raggedy beard, ripped sweatpants, cut-off sweatshirt, dirty t-shirt tucked into said sweatpants, worn-out shoes, pair of non-matching socks, gloves with no fingers, and an oversize beanie or ski-mask on the top of their head.
the best place to see guys rockin this look is at your nearest public basketball courts.
some famous players who do this expertly are baron davis and rasheed wallace.
yo wassup with ballers all lookin like homeless motherfuckers these days?...
oh that's the called the homeless look bro, it's the shit if you're a real streetballer.
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When a homeless person moves his hands up and down a penis, giving a man sexual pleasure for money. Usually for money to buy cocaine.
I got a homeless handjob this morning!
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able bodied individual that rather than work and have something for themselves are content with holding a sign asking for a handout.
He (or she) walks around with a smile on his (or her) face like everything is good and ain't got a pot to piss in! Happy Homeless.
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Guy A: How can I do charity work and still end up drunk?
Guy B: Drinking For The homeless, they appreciate it.
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(n): The scrotal odor produced by avoiding personal hygiene for a minimum of 72 hours during a heat wave, especially when lacking air conditioning.
"Joe, holy crap, what is that godawful smell?"
"It's just my homeless balls honey. Nothing to worry about, I'm just on vacation and don't want to bathe!"
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The art of always being that guy that say dude, I forgot my wallet can you spot me......and having a scruffly ass i havent shavent in a year beard
yo homeless scott that nigga still owes me 6 buck
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exactly what it says...homeless Jesus. God kicked him out after a wild party. Yes, there IS a story. Currently, it isn't posted online. However, that will change.
The bible was propaganda. Homeless Jesus is my homeboy.
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